What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.