What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel