What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52