What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.