What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What time does Wimbledon start?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.