What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Give it two test-tickles!

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I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.