What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

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