What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles