What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.