What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Previous Random Joke Next

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.