What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.