What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.