What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.