What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian?

Aye matey.

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey