How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).