How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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A white guy.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!