What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!