What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

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What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)