What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)