What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.