What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

censored

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.