What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

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What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

censored

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.