Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.