Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.