Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.