Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.