Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.