What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.