What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry