What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry