What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal