How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"