How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.