What are you waiting for?

A car.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.