What are you waiting for?

A car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.