What are you waiting for?

A car.

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.