How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish