How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?

A Polaark!

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie