What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!