What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!