What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.