What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx