What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

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What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.