What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

How many words does it take to start a car?

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'