What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Hotdog Stand Jokes More Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything