What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak