What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"