What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"