Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.