What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

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Scisr.

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One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.