What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.