What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

24 Hour Jokes More 24 Hour Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!