What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!