What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.