What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!