What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.