Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...