Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.