How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.