How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!