How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs