How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.