How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.