How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

removed

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What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.