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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

removed

Whats a frogs favourite website??

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What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.