How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.