The reposts on reddit.
Nothing, it simply waved.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Haram be everywhere
Everybody hates Pilipinos.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)