What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Reddit Gold Jokes More Reddit Gold Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.