What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Reddit Gold Jokes More Reddit Gold Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.