I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.
A bullet.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
Mind if I Slytherin
Removed
A pao-erful change
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Your mom never gave me reddit gold.