What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.