What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Because they are out standing in their field.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

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What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.