What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.