Help, I think I'm in glove".
They weren't thinking straight.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Cover your ears with your hands
because theyre always wacking guys off....
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
because he was kneaded.
