What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.