What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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D K

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"