Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Schoolwork Jokes More Schoolwork Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

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