Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Schoolwork Jokes More Schoolwork Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.