Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Schoolwork Jokes More Schoolwork Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"