Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!