Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again