Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.