When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.