When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

How do Russian sprinters train?

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It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !