When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !