When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !