When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !