What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.