What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff