What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.