What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.