Because it's made out of vibranium.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Natasha Ramenoff
Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
Because a black widow has no husband.
My husband be dead
B's
Trapped Under Ice.
Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!
All at once.
Her last one
Because the pee is silent.
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
They can't MOOve
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Gorillas in the mist
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
