Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

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Whedon?

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.