Because it's made out of vibranium.
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Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
Because a black widow has no husband.
My husband be dead
B's
He was trapped under da-Brie!
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
The ultrasound guy
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Attire.
What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.