Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Captain America Shield Jokes More Captain America Shield Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.