Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**