Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?

Peter Parkinsons

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.