Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Captain America Shield Jokes More Captain America Shield Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.