Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer