Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !