Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!