What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.