What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.