What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

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