What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!