Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )