Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )