Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )