How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues