How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues