Rainbow Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Jeep Jokes More Jeep Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

White Jokes More White Jokes

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.