Rainbow Jokes

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

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What do you call an empty field?

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

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You can actually punch information into a computer.

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