Orlando Jokes

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.