Orlando Jokes

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.