Orlando Jokes

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.