What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip