What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip