Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.