What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie