What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.