What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles