What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.