What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles