What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...