What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!