Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.