Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Beat Jokes More Beat Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.