Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black