How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix